`vb Pitch values from 0 to 100
`vh Head size values from 0 to 100
`vr Roughness values from 0 to 100
`vy Breathiness values from 0 to 100
`vf Inflection values from 0 to 100
`vs Speed values from 0 to 100
`vv Volume values from 0 to 100
`vg Gender 0 Male, 1 Female
` Emphasis 0, 1, 2, 3, 4

0 `vv75 `vg0 `vb72 `vr20 `vh50 `vy50 `vf90 `vs55 Good `3 afternoon,`vb50 Doctor `2 Wilmington.

10 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 The couch looks `3 very `3 inviting.

20 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 I thought maybe we could talk about that today.

30 `vg0 `vs70 `vy75 `vb80 Talk about whaat?

40 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 Your relationship to the couch.

50 `vv75 `vg0 `vb65 `vr20 `vh50 `vy40 `vf90 `vs45 I am sorry, `vb60 but I dont have `3 relationships with `3 in-animate `2 objects.

60 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 Why are you sorry?

70 `vv75 `vg0 `vb85 `vr20 `vh50 `vy30 `vf90 `vs30 I am sorry `vv85 `vg0 `vb72 `vr20 `vh50 `vy50 `vf90 `vs50 is just a figure of speech in this particular `3 instance! I am `3 committed `vs50 to `3 respond to `4 everything that is `3 addressed to me, `vb65 but the syntax is more or less `3 my `vs30 own call.

80 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 You mention the couch, yet you never lie down on it.

90 `vv85 `vg0 `vb72 `vr20 `vh50 `vy50 `vf90 `vs50 it `3 should be `2 obvious `vs50 that I can't `2 achieve a `3 horizontal position unless somebody tips me over or knocks me `3 down, and `3 sitting is `3 impossible under `3 any circumstances.

100 `vb65 `vf100 `vs45 Are you saying that only someone else's abuse will allow you to lie on the couch?

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